"It won't happen"
Here's a scenario because it's easier to understand this way:
Me: "Random question starting now!"
You; "....okay?"
Me: "So, What would you do if you turned into a dog for a day but you are a super dog that is currently being chased by the mafia and you need to fight them!"
You: "Dude... that won't happen, ever"
Me: "Duh, it's a 'What if' question for a reason"
You: "It won't happen so why?"
Me: "Just answer it for fun!'
You: "BUT it won't happen"
Me: "JUST ANSWER THE BLOODY QUESTION"
You: "Okay, okay."
Me: "....."
You: "...."
Me: "...."
You: "But it won't happen"
Me: "OH FOR !@#$%#@!$$#@$"
I absolutely HATE it when people do that, it's a what if question for a bloody reason you stupid fuck.(sorry for my language) Like seriously, I get it won't happen in real life but can't you just imagine that shit? Have you no imagination, it pisses me off so much when people won't answer my question and just go "But it won't happen" It's like in a math test where the teacher write some bollocks like:
A man goes into the shop on Monday and buys 200 watermelons. On Tuesday he eats 136.5 watermelons Then on Wednesday he goes back to the shop and buys 134 watermelons. How many watermelons does he have in total?
Okay, first of all who on earth buys 200 watermelons and eats 136.5 of it the next day. But you can't just write something like 'This won't happen on the test" because you fail the bloody test. Same with my question, you can't just answer with "It won't happen" because I'll flip shit at you
Would you rather
I love would you rather questions, even though i'm shit at coming up with them. But what I hate are those questions that are like way too easy for you. Here's an example:
Would rather drink water for the rest of your life or drink piss for the rest of your life?
Isn't the answer already obvious? Of course i'd choose piss water
But what I hate even more is
Q: Would you rather having screaming nipples or crying fingers?
A: Hmm.... I'd rather neither
Go Fuck Yourself, Would you rather means which would you be more likely to do, it doesn't mean that you actually have to do that shit and it's not like some of the shit I spout in would you rather can actually come true! You agreed to play the bloody game, so at least answer the bloody question
Truth or Dare
This is the thing I hate the least in my list but it doesn't mean I don't hate it. The reason I hate it is simple, whenever someone mentions to play this game, they obviously have some kind of evil truth or dare planned for a certain target and an even more evil punishment if they refuse. Not to mention i'm absolute shit at coming up with truths and dares as well (you could say i'm shit at coming up with everything) And for that exact reason I cannot plan my revenge. There's always gonna be rules and because of those rules that a bossy guava came up with no one can ever think of anything and then that bossy guava would say something like "See, it's not fun, let's play something else like..... running!" and here comes my next topic
Running Games
I hate these games because the rules are just so stupid! Like, you become "it" if someone catches you not running or something like You aren't allowed to hide if someone catches you hiding you become "it" as well. So what do we do if we're tired? Keep running until we faint? Also, what about the people who aren't good runners it want to have fun with their friends? Make them the victim??? Let's just say that I don't like these games because they aren't fair. Now you're probably thinking "That's because you're a horrible runner!" Actually, i'm one the fast runners but because I'm a fast runner I'm always targeted first with my other fast running friend that runs faster than me. Also it's always a HUGE group of athletes playing this stupid game as well so it's like the levels of fair just went straight to china.
Using swear words all wrong
My male classmates are always doing this, i'll give you some examples:
A light skinned teenage male walks up to another light skinned teenage male and says
"Hello My *N word*!"
Okay, okay, okay. Stop right there. First of all, that isn't a word you use to call someone, let alone your buddy. Second of all, you aren't even qualified to used that word since, unfortunately, you aren't a dark skinned person and neither is the person you talk to. Wait, scrap that, even if the person you're talking is dark skinned, you still aren't allowed to say it! (I'm sorry for sounding a bit racist in this rant) Not to mention that they do this E-V-E-R-Y-D-A-Y
Here's another example of something else they do
"I'm a cool ass motherfucker"
No. One: How can your butt be cool when there is nothing there? Second: Why don't you like warm butts? Third: I did not need to know about your incestuous relationship with your mother, thank you very much.
Overusing Words
I don't actually find this that bad, infact sometimes it's amusing, but that's just for the first few days or weeks. After a while it's just going to get so annoying that everytime I hear that overused work coming out of anyone's mouth, I will get undeniably annoyed. I have a teacher who keeps saying "Okay" and "Mm Hmm" it was amusing at first and now it's just getting ridiculous, I understand it's a habit but please, CHILL. I also have a friend whose name I will not mention, but I will use the code name "S", S here does loves to use the F-word. It'd be fine if she only used it every once in a while but she uses it ALL THE TIME, like seriously. Here's an example:
S: "Oh my *bleep*ing God, I can't believe what *bleep*ing [name] just *bleep*ing did! It was so *bleep*ing hilarious"
Me: "Dude, chill."
S: "Seriously though, like *bleep*! Oh my *bleep*ing God, Hahahahaha"
And I'm not exaggerating because this is an actual conversation I had with S. It's like this everyday that I want to kick her. She also always overuses these two words "This Sucks" but if I keep going it will be a rant that Is waaaaaaay too long
Idea Stealers
I understand that my ideas are very awesome that you have the need to steal them but please. I don't mind people stealing my ideas as long as they give credit, not just act all high and mighty about someone else's idea, pretending like it has always been your idea. The people I hate most in this category are the ones that not only steal my ideas but act as if though I stole THEIR idea. What the bloody fuck?! And then you seem like the person because for some odd reason EVERYONE just seems to believe them over you!
Presents
I have a love/hate relationship with presents to be honest, I love giving presents and receiving them (who doesn't love receiving them) but this is strictly to those who I am bestfriends with or really like them as a friend. The part is hate about it is that once you receive a present the person giving it expects a present in return (some people don't though) and you FEEL as if though you NEED to give them one back and some people bother you 24/7 about a present in return. That annoys the crap out of me!!! But the people I absolutely hate are those that buy you presents and then say something like:
Friend A: Hey, here's a present!
You: What? Really?! Thanks!!
---A few days later---
Friend A: Hey, where's my money?
You: What do you mean? I haven't borrowed your money.
Friend A: I bought that for you so where's my money?
You: Huh? But isn't this a present?
Friend A: I never said that, you said you wanted it so I bought it for you and you're not gonna pay me?
You: You know what? Just take it back.
Like Seriously, what the bloody fuck? You give someone a present and then ask for your money back? WHY DID YOU EVEN BUY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU DICK!
If someone gives you a present, that person doesn't suddenly just ask for thier money back a few days after giving it, that's just horrible
"Anime is for children"
I only have one thing to say and that is
FUCK
YOU
Yeah that's so true, children can definitely watch and understand psychological anime. Children will definitely love the amazing deaths in corpse party, another, higurashi, Shingeki no Kyojin, tokyo ghoul, mirai Nikki. Children will totally understand the beauty of NANA. Just, think about it for a minute, do research, watch some anime of different genres brides saying some bloody bollocks like this.
Well that is it guys, that is my list of things I hate or dislike, If I think of anymore I'll make a new post but this all for now! Thanks for resdingn my blog and I hope you enjoy this post!
-Jenny
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