A Week with New born Puppies

Day 1
29th March 2014

Finally! The puppies Have been born. 2 Female Puppies and 1 Male puppy. "They look so Fragile!" My sister's First Reaction to the 3 Puppies. "Wow!" My First Reaction to the Puppies. So here are The Description of The Puppies
Puppy 1 = Fur Tiger . Docked Ears. Long Tail. Not so Furry
Puppy 2 = Black . Docked Ears. Long Tail. Very Furry
Puppy 3 = Dark Chocolate. Docked Ears. Long tail. Furry
We still Don't Know what to Name Them. For Now they are 1 2 3
The Mother Had surgery to get them Out. She is Stupid but She seems To care for Her Children.
They Kept Screaming all The Way Home. It was because They Wanted Milk.
It's Night time Right now and They are Sleeping with there Mother downstairs And Also with my Aunt

Day 2
30th March 2014

The Mother Has been really Protective of It since This Morning. Well not to us but to The Other Dog We have (The Father) He is still young and Probably wants Another Dog to Play With. Since the Mother Knows That (Maybe) She is Being Overprotective. They are ridiculously cute and fluffy. 1 is very Naughty like The father. 3 doesn't give a damn about anything around it like it's Mother. 2 Is well both of Them together I guess. They Haven't been screaming as Much as Yesterday though. So I guess there getting used to the noisy environment around them! Well that's GREAT!

Day 3
1st May 2014

We finally Decided on a NAME!!! 1 = Cowpan (ข้าวปั้น) 2 = Cowhom (ข้าวหอม) 3 = Cowpun (ข้าวปุ้น). It's Thai I Know but My Mom wanted this Name. It's Mom Is Overprotective Jack Cant even go Near Them!!!!! Well at least she protecting them. THEY ARE SOOOOOO CUTE! I wish that they could open there eyes so that they can see me!

Day 4
2nd May 2014

I CAN FINALLY TOUCH THEM! I'm so Happy! My mom finally let me Hold them in My Hands. There so Soft It's Unbelievable. The mother Dog Is Always Watching us when We touch them. It's Quite Funny To Be Honest. I Really wonder when they will open there eyes!

Day 5
3rd May 2014

Cowpan is so Naughty ans Loud he keeps screaming All the time!!!! Well Whatever he is still super duper cute! Cowhom is So tiny she is the smallest if them all! Looking at them now they all look like there Mom

Day 6
4th May 2014

Even though they have been here for 6 days They are still living in a Box. Somehow Cowhom sliped out of the box. I woke up to Dogs Barking. The Mom was Growling at Jack while Jack was Sniffing Cowhom and Barking at Cowneaw Ocassionally. Cowhom is Really Smart! After this I wasnt home anymore So I dont Know anymore

Day 7
5th May 2014

Okay so Today The Dogs are 1 week old! I was the only one Celebrating that Day. Today I only just knew that Puppies open there eyes once they are 2 Weeks old. They are Growing really big. They can barely stay on My Mom's hand anymore! All 3 of them Used to be able to fit on My mom's Hand.Well I guess that's It! BYE!

Im Sorry! I know this is super Late But I Just didnt have time to write This! Im Sooooo Sorry!

Well here are Some Picture's Of the Puppies

What to do when you're bored

Hi everyone~ So, as you can see from the title, I'll be blogging about what to do when you're bored! I have a little cup with Lolly Sticks inside, those lolly sticks have words written on them, each with a different ideas of what I can do when I'm bored. So here's a little blog post with my ideas on them! So you can make a bored cup as well!

Do It Yourself
Make some DIY's! Here are a few of my favorites:

Slime
So, I just can't seem to make slime using detergent so I'll share with you a different recipe, I can't tell you the exact measurements because I always just eyeball it.
Thing's you'll need:
PVA glue (It MUST be PVA glue)
Baking Soda (This is different from Baking Powder, It HAS to be baking Soda)
Contact lens solution Or Eyedrops (This entirely depnds on what you have)
Paint (Food Coloring will stain your hands if you use too much so It's a better idea to use paint)
Glitter (Optional)
Any Kind of Scents you have lying around, in my case it would food flavoring (Optional)
First! mix 1/4 teaspoon of baking soda with the glue, until they are completely combined
Second, This is optional but add Paint, Glitter and a drop of Food Flavoring into the mix
Lastly, Slowly add eyedrops or contact lens solution until you get the perfect consistency. Remember that you'll need to go in with your hands when it's still  a bit sticky because if you keep playing with it, it'll eventually become perfect.

Playdough
This is my absolute favorite recipe, it's easy and so soft! Not to mention you only need 3 ingredients
Thing's you'll need:
1 cup of Corn Starch
1/2 cup of Conditioner
A few drops of paint (As I mentioned before, too much food coloring will stain your hands so it's safer to use paint)
First Add a few drops of paint into your conditioner (This is optional of course)
Second, Slowly add the conditioner to the cornstarch, keep mixing, you might not need all the conditioner or you might need more, this all depends on how you like it. Now you're done! Enjoy your super soft playdough

Perler Beads
This is quite self explanatory but just go onto the internet and find a perler bead design, grab yours beads, tweezers and a perler bead board. Copy the pattern down onto the board, get some wax paper, heat up your iron. Put the wax paper over you design and put your iron on top, leaving it there for an even distribution of heat. Take the iron off and put some heavy items on top so your design doesn't curl up, now leave it to cool down before peeling the wax off, Now you can do whatever you want with your design, I usually use it as a coaster or a key chain. If you're too lazy to make it a pattern just make a perler bead bowl, here's how. Get a heat safe bowl or aluminum foil, cut a piece of wax paper and cover the bowl the add a generous amount of oil all around, Put perler beads in the bowl, evenly distributing them all around the bowl,The oil should hold the beads on the sides of the bowl. Throw it into the oven, I put mine at 190 degrees Celsius for 5 minutes. Then take it out of the oven and leave it to cool down before removing it from the bowl and peeling off the wax paper. Get some oil absorption tissue and start absorbing the oil from the perler bead bowl, now you're ready to use it!

Lipbalm
This is super easy so I'll just get straight into it. I'll be showing you how to make a Mocha scented one, if you want a different scent then just change the coffee and cocoa powder to something else, but remember that if you use honey it usually goes all the way down to bottom.
Thing's you'll need:
Vaseline (Petroleum Jelly)
Olive oil/Coconut oil (If you have any other oils that isn't normal vegetable oil you can use that as well)
Cocoa Powder
Coffee Powder
First Put as much Vaseline as you want and add a bit of your oil then throw it into the microwave for 10 seconds then mix it all together
Secondly Add your scents in this case i'll be making a mocha scent so I added cocoa powder and mocha and mixed it in. If your Vaseline starts to form again just out it in the microwave some more
Lastly Pour your mixture into a container, now it's ready to be used!
If you'd like it to be Lipstick, instead of using natural ingredients for scents, use essential oils or extracts instead. For color, use an old eye shadow/blush or a melted crayon or if you're really lazy just get an old lipstick and chop a bit off of it.

Corner Bookmarks
As the name suggests, it's a bookmark but it's a unique kind! Why? because these bookmarks stay at the corner of your page and if you make an animal one you'd see little ears popping out of the book, it's absolutely adorable and easy to do. So let's get straight into it!
Thing's you'll need:
Cardstock
Ruler
Glue or Double sided tape
Pencil
Colored Pencils
Pens
Markers
Hole Puncher
Scissors
Cutter
First, Draw out the template of the corner bookmark which are 2 rows of 2 squares directly on top of each other so that makes 4 squares, draw the squares the way you would draw a very simple window, like when you were back in kindergarten. I usually make the size of the squares 5 x 5 cm, then draw a line diagonally down to the right of the top right square and the same line going diagonally to the right of the bottom left square. Now cut out the whole big square, then cut off the square on the top left and the triangles that are facing outwards from the square with lines through them. You should now have a fox like shape, that is your template.
Now, with you cutter use the dull end and out line the square, that will help you fold down the triangles. 
Then, fold down the triangles and glue one triangle on the other, now that is your finished bookmark!
Finally, decorate the bookmarks however you want, use cardstock for the extra pieces of your bookmark, like for the ears, eyes and hands. Use a hole puncher for easy circular eyes, you can use colored papered for colors but I like to use brush pens and markers for this.

Of course there are many more DIY's you can do but these are just some of my favorites, they are also the easiest to do!

Nail Art
Do some nail art! Here are some easy tips I use for nail art hacks!

Stamping Plate
This is the easiest hack, just get a stamping plate. How do you use a stamping plate? Simple. Get an opaque color (Meaning NO GLITTER, just a plain color) and cover your design, grab your scraper and scrap the excess nail polish off then grab your stamper and transfer the design from you plate to the stamper by rolling the stamper over your design (Don't forget to press down on to the design with your stamper while rolling) Paint your nail any color you want and wait for it to dry, Then do the same rolling technique but this time on your nail. Now you're done! You just got an awesome design on your nail. How do we clean up? Use nail polish remover or acetone. It's that simple!

Tape
I don't have any liquid latex or striping tape, so I use just plain sellotape instead, it's pain when covering but it's so fun to peel off! It's also very easy to find. If you want a thin strip then just grab a pair of scissors and cut it down to make it smaller.

Toothpick
I don't have a dotting tool or a nail art brush so I just use a toothpick instead! It makes cute tiny dots and is very convenient for making tiny cute designs on your nail. It;s also very cheap and easy to find

Hairpin
You can use a hairpin for a dotting tool as well! It makes a bigger dot than a toothpick but you'll need to use the hairpins with a little ball on the tip. If you use the ones without it, it'll just be a dot as small as a toothpick.

Sponge
To make a gradient you can use a sponge! You don't need those makeup sponges, a normal sponge works perfectly fine because I've tried and I didn't see any problem with it! You can also use a sponge to make most of your glitter polishes!

Steam
If you want a matte finish to your nails, you don't actually need a matte top coat, just put your nails (make sure they are completely dry) and put it over a boiling pot of water, the nails will catch the steam and it'll give you a matte effect!

I hope you guys find these little tips useful and if you have any more, feel free to leave them down below in the comments, it'd be very helpful!

Cooking
So when I get bored I like to make little desserts! Although I never eat them, I just force my mother, dad or sister to eat them instead. So here are some of my favorite and easy recipes!

No Bake Choco Bites
So this is a no bake recipe, all you need is a microwave or a stove (depends on what you prefer and honestly, I find the microwave a lot easier to use) You only need a few ingredients to make this delicious snack
Things you'll need
White Chocolate
Dark or Milk Chocolate (Depends on what you prefer)
Chocolate Chips
Cookies of your choice
Cornflakes (Optional but I like to add these just for a little surprise)
Now let's get on with the cooking shall we?
First, Put your dark or milk chocolate into the microwave, in this case I'll be using dark chocolate, microwave it for a minute then stir it to prevent it from burning. Put it back into the microwave for 30 second bursts (meaning that you bring it out and stir every time the 30 seconds are up) until the chocolate is completely melted.
Secondly, Bring out a small mold (like an ice cube tray size) and pour the chocolate about 3/4's way full. Add a few chocolate chips for a bit of a surprise inside the bites, use a spoon to help even out the surface of the chocolate if needed. Then put it into the fridge to chill and harden.
Thirdly, Put your cookies and cornflakes into a zip lock bag, then beat the crap out of them until they are very fine crumbs. Melt your white chocolate in the microwave the same you did with the dark chocolate and combine it with the cookies. How much chocolate you put in entirely depends on how you like it. I usually add just enough chocolate to make the cookies stick together but not to make them completely watery and covered in chocolate
Lastly, Pour the white chocolate and cookie mixture on top the dark chocolate then put it into the fridge to set. To serve it, just pop them out of the mold, the two chocolate layers should stick together and there you have it! Choco bites! (I usually make mine bite sized so that's why they're called choco bites)

No Bake Cookies n Cream Fudge Cake
Here's another no bake recipe! This is a family favorite, not to mention I love making this as well
Things you'll need
90 grams of White Chocolate
80 grams of Sweetened Condensed Milk
3 Oreos
3 Mini Oreos
1/2 tablespoon of butter (I never really measure it but it's about this much)
Wafers Biscuits
Chocolate
First, Beat the crap out of your oreos until it becomes fine crumbs, which you can do by putting the oreos into a food processor or putting it into a zip lock bag then beating them with a rolling pin Then melt your butter and add it to oreos, mixing it throughly. You don't want the oreos to become ma watery mixture but you don't want to be too dry either, you want them to still be crumbs but a bit mushy and starting to stick together. Then put this mixture into a mold and press it together to form a cookie crumb base then put it in the fridge to set.
Secondly, Melt your white chocolate in the microwave for 1 minute followed by 30 second bursts then add in your sweetened condensed milk and mix them thoroughly. It should become a lot stickier and kind of like sticky pudding. Then break up your mini oreos into chunks and add it to the mix, then pour this cookies n cream fudge mix onto the oreo base we made earlier
Thirdly, Bring out your wafer biscuits and just lay them all across your cake to make a crunchy top layer. Melt some chocolate of your choice and completely cover the top of the wafers with it to help glue to wafers to each other, don't forget to push the wafers down into the fudge but not to hard until it reaches the base.
Lastly, Put everything into the fridge and once the chocolate on top is completely set the entire cake should be too, you cake cut it up and serve it right away!

Smores Cupcake
Finally, some actual baking, this requires an oven but trust me, this recipe is easy! I promise you wont mess up, it's literally just a recipe that uses left over stuff in the fridge, lol
Things you'll need
Cookies (Oreos, Graham Crackers, Chips Ahoy, Homemade Cookies, Wafers, it doesn't matter as long as it's something you like)
Nuts (Almonds are a personal favorite of mine)
Chocolate bars (Snickers, Bueno, Mars bars, Beng Beng, Twix, Penut Butter Cup, Cadbury, Even Ikea Chocolate works)
Chocolate Chips (Milk, Dark,White, Anything you like!)
Sprinkles (optional, Just for decoration)
Marshmallows
First, Chop up your cookies, nuts, chocolate bars into smaller pieces then put them into a cupcake liner with the cookies at the bottom, the chocolate bar in the middle and nuts on top.
Secondly, Add in your chocolate chips or some extra cookie crumbs if you'd like, then top it off with a layer of marshmallows. If you have a big marshmallow then just cut it in half and cover the top with it, but if you have smaller marshmallows just put it all over the top until you can't see the chocolate anymore
Thirdly, place your cupcakes into the oven and bake it at 160 Degrees Celsius for about 3 - 5 minutes, depending on how cooked you like your marshmallows.
Lastly, Bring it out to cool for a bit, add sprinkles or chocolate chips (this is optional) and serve them with a small spoon, it really easy and quick, not to mention it's delicious as well!

Microwave Molten Lava Cake
Ever wanted to make those cakes that splurge out chocolate when you cut into them but you're too lazy and/or don't have the skills to do so? Well here is a solution for you! This is an easy recipe for you to make delicious lava cakes and you don't actually need to use on oven, so that's a plus.
Thing's you'll need:
1 tbsp of Chocolate (White, Dark or Milk, entirely depends on you)
3 Oreos (You can use any flavor of oreos you like, it doesn't actually need to be Oreos as long as it's a biscuit that's similar to an oreo)
1 tsp of Powdered Sugar
A pinch of baking powder
1 1/2 - 2 tbsp of Milk
First, Grab a blender or food processor (if you don't have one you can just do this by hand) and blend your oreos to tiny crumbs.
Secondly, add your baking powder and powdered sugar into the oreo crumbs and blend until they are wel combined.
Thirdly, add in your milk, sometimes I don't actually use oreos but I use biscuits that are similar to it, some are smaller so they might need more milk. So just add in about 1 1/2 tbsp of milk in and blend it with the oreo crumbs. You want the mix to be like a paste, not to watery but not to crumbly either, kind of like mushy, wet cookies.
Lastly, in a cupcake liner put in a tbsp of your batter then put in about 1 tbsp of chocolate (that will be your lava, you can put in more or less depending on how much lava you want) and cover it the rest of your batter. Put it into the microwave for 1 minute or until your batter turn into a cakey batter and is firm. Wait for your cake to cool a bit before tipping it over and peeling it out of the cupcake liner. Sprinkle some powdered sugar over the top if you like and it's ready to serve!


As you can already tell, I really like no bake recipes (because I keep burning myself and the snacks, lol) They're also really easy and delicious, it makes use of left over stuff in your fridge as well, which I find to be an awesome bonus! Tell me down in the comments if you want any more recipes, i'll make seperate blog post for it! Anyway. let's get onto the next topic.

Read a Book
This is a classic thing to do but it's really fun to do, so here a few of my favorite books i'd recommend. I also have a few recommendations from my sister as well, let's get straight on with the recommendations.

The Princess Diaries
I know this is quite an old series but I absolutely love it! I only have 4 of the books because I couldn't find the rest but, it's just so addicting to read. You might've seen the movie but trust me, it's different from the movie, but i'd say both the movie and the book are interesting. Anyway, about the book, the story is written in the form a girl's diary, the girl in question is Mia Thermopolis, one day her life gets turned upside down because she finds out that her father is actually the king of Genovia and that she is the only princess, the heir to Genovia's throne! So she needs to go on princess training to become the perfect royal princess, worthy of being the heir to the throne. Of course, there are the typical problems of normal teenagers, like love and friendship but with a princessy twist to it! I definitely recommend it.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid
I cannot deny it, I love stories that are written like a diary and this, along with princess diaries, are my favourites! It never gets old and I just can't stop reading it. Diary of a wimpy kid, like the name suggests, is a diary, well actually more like a journal of a wimpy kid called Greg Heffley, he does many weird and funny things but there are also a lot of relatable things as well, so all in all it's an absolutely funny and relatable story that you'd just get addicted to and never stop reading.

I feel like this post is getting too long so I'll make a Part 2, someday, haha.
I hope that this post has given you at least some ideas! Tune in for the 2nd part~

Original Post Was Written in 2016, Once again, I forgot to post it. Whoops!

- Jenny

Modelling

Hello~ So Today, I'll be blogging about Modelling, so here where I live I do some modelling, I used to like it but now, now it's just plain boring. Sometimes I hate it and sometimes I like it but most of the time, I hate it. Here's why:

Reasons Why I hate Modelling

•You have to wait for a ridiculously long period of time

They would ask you to come at the set at about 6:00 am (Which pretty much means earlier than 6:00 am) Then you sit around waiting for hours, until they are ready with the camera's and everything, if you're an extra, you have to sit there waiting for the main model, the main model has it way easier than you as well. But before you even actually get the job, you have to go casting and Oh My God, casting. You sit there waiting for hours and hours, just to go into a room for 5 minutes, act in front of the camera then go home, you don't even know if you'd actually get the job or not and most of the time you don't, trust me on that.

•They discriminate

So for some odd reason, they discriminate you. So if you're the main cast you get special treatment, if you're an extra, you get treated like dirt, they literally look down on you. One time, I got to play the part of an extra and they didn't even give me food, they said that the food was for the main cast and staff only. So my manager needed to go buy food for me and the rest of the extras separately, then they yelled at my manager for buying food outside of the set. There's even discrimination between extras themselves, so there's two types of extras, extras and extra mains. Extras are the blurry ones just walking past the camera, the ones that aren't the main but you can see them clearly, those are extra mains. If it isn't obvious enough already, extra mains get better treatment than normal extras.

• You have to be perfect

What do I mean by this? Well, you have to be tall and skinny, if you're short, you have to be even skinnier, so you don't look fat. You have to have a beautiful face and posture, you have to always act like a missy, you can't act crazy. You have to be able to get along with anyone and be able to take criticism without looking like a complete bitch. You have to be able to act any emotion at the snap of a finger (which is utter bollocks) You have to know English enough to communicate with directors, even if they're from other countries, also know how to understand broken English. You have to be confident but not cocky, you have to be polite but not fake. You have to be a perfect human being

• Deal with Weird Stares

So the other models you meat will stare/glare at you, depends. You see trchnically their rival in the job, but they're also nice people, trust me on that. Whenever I walk into the room, I get people staring at me and also a part of them glaring at me, I don't know why but here are some theories why:1. I look better than them (Lol) 2.They think I'm familiar, this could mean two things, I'll explain it with a single sentence. "It's her again" meaning , why do I meet her every job I go? It's so annoying or it could mean, oh my god, it's her again, this time I'll definitely talk to her! 3. I'm over thinking things and all they're doing is looking at me normally.

•You know no one

You have no idea who anyone is, or they look familiar but you are like me and don't bother talking to them. Once every blue moon you'll meet someone you know on the job but if out have my luck, they have someone that they're closer to than you and forget your existence

•You get put in weird clothes

So I'm not exactly what you'd call thin, I'm just normal, if I eat before modelling then I have the biggest belly in the world. The problem is that THEY ONLY HAVE SMALL CLOTHING or Clothing that  makes me look really, and I mean really BIG. Sometimes the clothes itself are weird, like I usually go casting for Middle Eastern roles and honestly, their tastes in clothes are quite weird for me...

That's all I can think of for the time being, If I can think of any more I'll maybe make a part two. I hope you don't get too annoyed at my ranting, haha.

Original Post Was Written in 2015
I just forgot to publish it

- Jenny

Things I Hate

Hello Everyone~ As you can see from the title I will be talking about things I hate. I know what you're thinking, Why don't you just make them into separate posts? Reasons being the stuff I talk about will have too little content to have a post for itself, the stuff with a lot of content I will make into a separate post. Well, shall we start?

"It won't happen"

Here's a scenario because it's easier to understand this way:

Me: "Random question starting now!"

You; "....okay?"

Me: "So, What would you do if you turned into a dog for a day but you are a super dog that is currently being chased by the mafia and you need to fight them!"

You: "Dude... that won't happen, ever"

Me: "Duh, it's a 'What if' question for a reason"

You: "It won't happen so why?"

Me: "Just answer it for fun!'

You: "BUT it won't happen"

Me: "JUST ANSWER THE BLOODY QUESTION"

You: "Okay, okay."

Me: "....."

You: "...."

Me: "...."

You: "But it won't happen"

Me: "OH FOR !@#$%#@!$$#@$"

I absolutely HATE it when people do that, it's a what if question for a bloody reason you stupid fuck.(sorry for my language) Like seriously, I get it won't happen in real life but can't you just imagine that shit? Have you no imagination, it pisses me off so much when people won't answer my question and just go "But it won't happen" It's like in a math test where the teacher write some bollocks like:

A man goes into the shop on Monday and buys 200 watermelons. On Tuesday he eats 136.5 watermelons Then on Wednesday he goes back to the shop and buys 134 watermelons. How many watermelons does he have in total?

Okay, first of all who on earth buys 200 watermelons and eats 136.5 of it the next day. But you can't just write something like 'This won't happen on the test" because you fail the bloody test. Same with my question, you can't just answer with "It won't happen" because I'll flip shit at you

Would you rather

I love would you rather questions, even though i'm shit at coming up with them. But what I hate are those questions that are like way too easy for you. Here's an example:

Would rather drink water for the rest of your life or drink piss for the rest of your life?

Isn't the answer already obvious? Of course i'd choose piss water

But what I hate even more is

Q: Would you rather having screaming nipples or crying fingers?

A: Hmm.... I'd rather neither

Go Fuck Yourself, Would you rather means which would you be more likely to do, it doesn't mean that you actually have to do that shit and it's not like some of the shit I spout in would you rather can actually come true! You agreed to play the bloody game, so at least answer the bloody question

Truth or Dare

This is the thing I hate the least in my list but it doesn't mean I don't hate it. The reason I hate it is simple, whenever someone mentions to play this game, they obviously have some kind of evil truth or dare planned for a certain target and an even more evil punishment if they refuse. Not to mention i'm absolute shit at coming up with truths and dares as well (you could say i'm shit at coming up with everything) And for that exact reason I cannot plan my revenge. There's always gonna be rules and because of those rules that a bossy guava came up with no one can ever think of anything and then that bossy guava would say something like "See, it's not fun, let's play something else like..... running!" and here comes my next topic

Running Games

I hate these games because the rules are just so stupid! Like, you become "it" if someone catches you not running or something like You aren't allowed to hide if someone catches you hiding you become "it" as well. So what do we do if we're tired? Keep running until we faint? Also, what about the people who aren't good runners it want to have fun with their friends? Make them the victim??? Let's just say that I don't like these games because they aren't fair. Now you're probably thinking "That's because you're a horrible runner!" Actually, i'm one the fast runners but because I'm a fast runner I'm always targeted first with my other fast running friend that runs faster than me. Also it's always a HUGE group of athletes playing this stupid game as well so it's like the levels of fair just went straight to china.

Using swear words all wrong

My male classmates are always doing this, i'll give you some examples:

A light skinned teenage male walks up to another light skinned teenage male and says

"Hello My *N word*!"

Okay, okay, okay. Stop right there. First of all, that isn't a word you use to call someone, let alone your buddy. Second of all, you aren't even qualified to used that word since, unfortunately, you aren't a dark skinned person and neither is the person you talk to. Wait, scrap that, even if the person you're talking is dark skinned, you still aren't allowed to say it! (I'm sorry for sounding a bit racist in this rant) Not to mention that they do this E-V-E-R-Y-D-A-Y

Here's another example of something else they do

"I'm a cool ass motherfucker"

No. One: How can your butt be cool when there is nothing there? Second: Why don't you like warm butts? Third: I did not need to know about your incestuous relationship with your mother, thank you very much.

Overusing Words

I don't actually find this that bad, infact sometimes it's amusing, but that's just for the first few days or weeks. After a while it's just going to get so annoying that everytime I hear that overused work coming out of anyone's mouth, I will get undeniably annoyed. I have a teacher who keeps saying "Okay" and "Mm Hmm" it was amusing at first and now it's just getting ridiculous, I understand it's a habit but please, CHILL. I also have a friend whose name I will not mention, but I will use the code name "S", S here does loves to use the F-word. It'd be fine if she only used it every once in a while but she uses it ALL THE TIME, like seriously. Here's an example:

S: "Oh my *bleep*ing God, I can't believe what *bleep*ing [name] just *bleep*ing did! It was so *bleep*ing hilarious"

Me: "Dude, chill."

S: "Seriously though, like *bleep*! Oh my *bleep*ing God, Hahahahaha"

And I'm not exaggerating because this is an actual conversation I had with S. It's like this everyday that I want to kick her. She also always overuses these two words "This Sucks" but if I keep going it will be a rant that Is waaaaaaay too long

Idea Stealers

I understand that my ideas are very awesome that you have the need to steal them but please. I don't mind people stealing my ideas as long as they give credit, not just act all high and mighty about someone else's idea, pretending like it has always been your idea. The people I hate most in this category are the ones that not only steal my ideas but act as if though I stole THEIR idea. What the bloody fuck?! And then you seem like the person because for some odd reason  EVERYONE just seems to believe them over you!

Presents

I have a love/hate relationship with presents to be honest, I love giving presents and receiving them (who doesn't love receiving them) but this is strictly to those who I am bestfriends with or really like them as a friend. The part is hate about it is that once you receive a present the person giving it expects a present in return (some people don't though) and you FEEL as if though you NEED to give them one back and some people bother you 24/7 about a present in return. That annoys the crap out of me!!! But the people I absolutely hate are those that buy you presents and then say something like:

Friend A: Hey, here's a present!

You: What? Really?! Thanks!!

---A few days later---

Friend A: Hey, where's my money?

You: What do you mean? I haven't borrowed your money.

Friend A: I bought that for you so where's my money?

You: Huh? But isn't this a present?

Friend A: I never said that, you said you wanted it so I bought it for you and you're not gonna pay me?

You: You know what? Just take it back.

Like Seriously, what the bloody fuck? You give someone a present and then ask for your money back? WHY DID YOU EVEN BUY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU DICK!

If someone gives you a present, that person doesn't suddenly just ask for thier money back a few days after giving it, that's just horrible

"Anime is for children"

I only have one thing to say and that is

FUCK

YOU

Yeah that's so true, children can definitely watch and understand psychological anime. Children will definitely love the amazing deaths in corpse party, another, higurashi, Shingeki no Kyojin, tokyo ghoul, mirai Nikki. Children will totally understand the beauty of NANA. Just, think about it for a minute, do research, watch some anime of different genres brides saying some bloody bollocks like this.

Well that is it guys, that is my list of things I hate or dislike, If I think of anymore I'll make a new post but this all for now! Thanks for resdingn my blog and I hope you enjoy this post!

-Jenny

The Beach

Hello everyone! As you can see from the title, I will be talking about the beach. But before that, I was going through my old posts and saw Henry Montana, I like the way I wrote it so I'll try that kind of layout. Also, I haven't been posting for a long time so I wrote this for you! It's the longest post I've ever done.

First, let me state one thing.

Sand, Fuck off.

You were fun at first, but not when I'm still finding you in random places!

My Experiences with Sand

Situation 1:

So I walked into my bedroom, I was going to go swimming with my father. I grabbed my swimsuit and walked towards the bathroom to change. I thought my swimsuit felt oddly heavy, so I can turned my swimsuit over. The only reaction I had that I can say that completely explains my reaction is "What the fuck?!" All the sand in the bloody world fell out of my swimsuit. "Oh fuck off!" More sand came out of the top part of my swimsuit when I tipped it over. So I didn't even bother to continue to wear it, so I threw it straight onto the ground and yelled for my aunt.

Situation 2:

"Ladidadida~ time for some snacks!" I skipped over to the sofa with my snacks. I realized that I still have some snacks in a bag I took to holiday. I grabbed my bag and before putting my hand in to grab my favorite bag of crisps. "Huh? I thought I haven't opened this yet?" I felt something like crumbs in my bag, when I see pulled out the crisps I noticed that it was still closed.... "Oh my god!!!! Fuckkkkkkkk Offffffff!" And also that there is sand all over the bag of crisps. Not only that, there is sand inside my bag, 

E V E R Y W H E R E

So, as you can see, I'm not too fond of sand. You come from the beach, so stay at the beach, you are not needed anywhere else.

Seats at the beach

So in Thailand (where I live) there are a lot of beaches. Every beach has seats for you, which you need to pay for. The seats are quite comfortable, there're four seats (this is the standard amount) and a table. They give you a menu that you can order drinks in, there's also an umbrella above all this, also there are people that walk around selling stuff (I assure you, the stuff they sell are safe and are not poisonous) They set it up like a restaurant  at the beach, if you want to sunbathe there are seats in the sun. Then there's some space for sand before you reach the ocean. The seats are near each other but there's like a million seats spread out all across the beach. Usually people would chose seats about two of three tables away from each other, but some twats just LOVE sitting next to people or on the seats behind and infront them. I don't really mind but the type of people that do that....well, I'll make a list.

The loud family

These types of families are, as the title says, loud. The children in this family, NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP. They act as if though they have never been to the beach before, asking questions non stop, fighting with each other, screaming, crying, too excited, always yelling at their parents to play with them. That's not all that bad, the worst thing is when they come up to you and TOUCH YOU! I probably sound like a bitch for dating this, but in Thailand I am considered a beautiful person. Kids are also very attracted to me, they would randomly come up to me and touch my hair. I don't really mind but THEY TOUCH MY HAIR WITH THEIR FILTHY FINGERS!

I

Saw

Them

These kids always pick their noses and EAT IT. Then they suck their fingers, after eating food they don't wash their hands. THEN THEY TOUCH MY HAIR!!!

Fuck Youuuuuuuuuuu

That's not the only thing they touch, they also hug me. What do their parents do? NOTHING!!! They laugh and say how cute their kid is, all I can do is smile. It is not cute when the kid is bloody filthy!!! Then they get addicted to me, they won't leave me until their parents tell them to get home, while my day at the beach is completely ruined

The Drunk Teenagers

So these people, they aren't drunk when they first come here, but they keep ordering beer and eventually end up completely drunk. After that they open crappy music on their speakers and sing along crappily. Oh, did I mention loudly as well? They keep talking loudly but it's complete nonsense because they are drunk. Then I can't even get up from my seat or take of the towel because when me and my sister do, they whistle and check us out. Then they say stuff like "you are so cute." "Come here baby, we'll have some fun" very drunkly. Then after a while, they have a fight and we need to move away from them before we get hit, or we just play at the beach (with our important stuff) and wait for the owner of the seats (that make food and sells drunks) to come clear them up.

Lovey-Dovey Couples

They are always acting lovey-dovey, like Honeyyyy~ Darlinggggg~ *hugs each other* and the most annoying line ever "you go first >3<" "No, you go firstttt >O<" "No you~~~" "Noooo you >~<"

JUST FUCKING MOVE ALREADY!!! Ugh, then they are always giggling behind you, hugging each other and kissing each other. If you want to do stuff like this, plzzz get a bloody room! Well half of the reason this is annoying is because I'm single and my love life sucks. But who cares? -3-

The Teenage Girl Groups

They are the most obnoxious group here, they never shut up! They are ridiculously loud, talking about the most random crap ever! Then they start gossiping about *insert name here* ridiculously loud and making fun of her. Like, what would you do if she was at this beach too? I'll give you a little example of something's they say

Girl 1: "OH EM GEE, Like have you seen the new *korean boy band* music videos?

Girl 2: "Like totally, gurlll! I like saw it the first second it came out"

Girl 3: "*name* was so hawt in the music video! NO ONE can beat his handsomeness"

Girl 1 & 2: "Like Totally!!!"

Girl 4: "You know what? *Name* was such a B-I-T-C-H"

Girl 3: "Ugh her again?"

Girl 5: "was? You mean 'is' "

Everyone: "Hahahahaha!"

Girl 1: "You know what? I just heard that she just stole someone's bestfriend!"

Girl 3: "OH EM GEE, She did not just do that!"

Girl 2: "I think she just wants to be hated"

Everyone: "True! Hahahahaha"

Girl 5: "is that her over there?"

Girl 1: "It is!"

Girl 4: "I have an idea, let's speak really loudly so she can hear us!"

Girl 3: "Right ahead of you girl~"

Girl 2: "Some people just don't know who thier place!"

Girl 1: "Stealing someone's bestfriend just like that."

Girl 5: "What a B-I-C-T-H"

Girl 4 and 3: "Totally!"

Everyone: "Hahahahahaha"

Welp, I just proved my point. That's what they would do if she was at beach as well. The things they gossip and make fun about, they aren't even sure if it's true or not. (−_−＃) This type of people at the beach annoys me waaaaaaay too much. Before I go on a long rant I will stop here.

The Private Bubble Destroyer

These are the type of people that makes friends very easily. They're not much of a problem if you came to the beach with friends, but if you come to the beach alone then these people will annoy you so much. They would walk up to you and talk to you, they are always alone so they try and find a friend. At first they are fun and they seem like god people, but there's always something a bit off with them. I'll make a little list

1. They are always a little too close to you, invading your private bubble

2. They don't stop talking

3. They are too comfortable with you despite just meeting

4. Their questions are a bit invasive

I would recommend stoping them right there because if you go any further.... Well, they'll start asking very invasive questions. Keep trying to be your "Friend", ask for your contact information. (If you give it to them, they will not stop texting you, so don't give it to them) there's no specific age for people of this type, you'll know them when you see them. They will give out a bad vibe and just creep you out.

Things to do at the beach

There are a few things things you can do at the beach, I will make a list of things that I find acceptable and things are not

Acceptable Things

1.Play on the sand

✴︎If you don't mind getting sand into your clothes and end up finding it everywhere then playing on the sand is very fun.

✴︎You can spend your entire time at the beach making an awesome sand castle with a water border and a tiny bridge to cross. Like those ones you see in the movies

✴︎Or you could bury stuff. I'll give some examples of things you can bury.

  1.Peoples Feet

  2.Someone else

  3.Yourself

  4.Your parents items

  5.Money

  6.An empty bottle with a message

  7.Food

  8.the corpse of a fish

  9.Broken glass

 10.A book (preferably your parents)
✴︎Get shovel (or a spoon) and start digging for treasure. You could find money that some idiots buried or you could find broken glass or my personal favorite, sea shells!

2.Swim in the sea

✴︎There's huuuuge open sea right in front of you so why not just swim in it? There's nothing wrong with that, also it's easy to swim in the sea, it doesn't feel heavy either.
✴︎Bring your friends who can't swim to practice here! As i said before the water isn't heavy and that's because it's salt water. Also salt water helps with floating, so your friends will float easier than in normal swimming pools.
✴︎The sea has waves! My personal favorite thing to do with the waves is jump over it, childish, I know but once you try it you'll know how fun it is. You won't look stupid either because it just looks like the wave took you up. another thing you can do is just wait for a huge wave then dive straight into it
✴︎Pee in sea, it's all salty anyway
✴︎Go on the rides they have, like the banana boat or a jet ski! If the waves are high enough, go surfing. Honestly I have never surfed before so I don't know the feeling but I think it'll be fun!
✴︎Find pretty seashells in the sea. I find my prettiest shells from the bottom of the sea, just dive down and if you find any hard-ish stuff just grab it. (be careful of crabs)
3.Enjoy the scenery
✴︎It's not like you can go to the sea everyday (unless you live near there, but whatever) So enjoy the scenery, it especially pretty when you go there when the sun is setting or when the sun is rising
✴︎Watch people play on the beach and in the sea. Sometimes it's nice to just sit down and watch people have fun! (especially when they have big skiddly dong-dong-dong-dangs, jk)
4.Eat
✴︎Who doesn't love to eat? Where I live they sell food on the beach (mostly seafood) and it's actually really tasty, if they don't sell it, well someone's gonna come by with some food or just go to a 7/11 and come back
5.Talk in a moderate voice
✴︎There's nothing wrong with talking as long as you keep it down
✴︎You can sing as well but, as I said, keep it down
6.Sunbathe
✴︎There's sun blazing down,it's so hot, what should I do? I have an idea, why don't I sunbathe! Make use of that sun and get a natural tan! (Sunscreen not included)
✴︎Don't stay in the sun for too long though because instead of a tan you'll look like a new born baby, not to mention you won't be able to touch anything because it'll hurt like hell
7.Take Pictures
✴︎There's nothing wrong with taking pictures, So knock yourselves out! But don't think anyone will be responsible if you drop your camera in the water.
✴︎ Here are some thing's you can take pictures of:
  1.People in the sea
  2.Yourself
  3.Your friends
  4.Fish
  5.The scenery
  6.People playing volleyball/with the jet ski/ with the banana boat
  7.Your feet
  8.Dead fish
  9.Boats
  10. Kids making sandcastles

Unacceptable Things

1.Kick/Throw sand at people
✴︎This absolutely unacceptable, what if that gets into someone's eyes? You'll need to pay their fees and also they might get blind, or I could just be freaking out. But one thing's for sure, it fucking hurts
✴︎Said Person will definitely find it in their swimsuit later on
2.Litter on the beach
✴︎First of all, How dare you? There are bloody trash cans you know?
✴︎Don't even think of throwing it in the sea, you are killing fish that way. Throwing rubbish in the sea is the same as someone throwing rubbish into your house. How would you feel?
3.Take a dump/piss on the beach
✴︎No, just no.
✴︎First of all, it smells. Second of all, what if people step on it and need to go home with that crap of their shoes/foot. Don't even start arguing with me saying "Even dogs can do it, why can't I?"
My answer is, Are you a dog?
4.Destroy Sandcastles
✴︎Do you know how long little kids work on that pile of crap lovely piece of art? You destroying it is like you destroying their hopes and dreams. Not to mention you are also wasting the effort they put into those sandcastles
✴︎If it were an accident then that's fine, but if she's still there, help her/him rebuild it
5.Go Fishing
✴︎Don't fish in the sea, what if someone swims by and you caught them instead of a fish? (Okay, that's kind of funny) Not to mention you are trying to catch fish to kill in their own home! That's just evil
6.Pick up Ladies
✴︎The beach ain't a bar, don't just come and waste space just to pick up ladies.
✴︎Picking up girls in the beach? The beach is free, you need to at least pay money in a bar, so you'll at least look a bit rich but at a beach? If you aren't hot then you have no chance.
7.Open crappy music loudly
✴︎I don't mind you opening music but keep it down and pick a decent song to open
8.Kill someone
✴︎Well you can't do that anywhere anyway, but just in case some idiots are reading this and think "Oh look killing someone isn't on this list so we can do right?!"

Well, as you can see that's over (Finally) Thanks for reading my blog and i'll see you guys next time! (When will next time be I wonder, I barely even post)

-Jenny

My Love Life

Hello everyone! It's been a while since the last time I wrote something. As you can see in the title, I will be writing about my love life. Well, I have a feeling it will be more of a rant though. You can probably already tell but my love life pretty much sucks. Let me explain

If you have read my blog before, you will have most likely already seen my past 2 rants. He, was infact, my first love. I'll write a summary for those who are too lazy to go read my past rants. I'll name him P1 for now. So P1 was this guy that came into my school on 5th grade, he sat next to me on 5th, 6th and a bit of 7th grade. I confessed to him but he never really told me how he felt towards me, then he left back to his him country. Then I never heard his answer for me, currently I'm in 8th grade, I finally got over P1 reason being I started to like someone else, P2. Well I wouldn't exactly call it like, just a little short time fling, but the problem with him was that even if it was a little fling I was disheartened because he once said that he doesn't like halfs (yes, I'm half thai half english) After that, I decided to give up before u actually fall for him. And then comes P3, he is a guy at the ice skating rink I go to, I've known him for a while and he is good friends with my bestfriend, she calls him her little brother, I didn't really notice my feelings for him until recently, because I wa s disheartened thinking I'd be a virgin for life, lol. I was really hurt by P1, so I was too scared to fall for someone again, but without knowing it, I had already fell for P3, P3 goes along with lots of girls so there's always girls around him, making me jealous. He's also very dense, I've hunted my feelings to him once but he totally didn't get it, I have a feeling I'll probably get stuck in the friend zone. Now enough about that, let's see the main points. You are probably thinking "Why P#, instead of names. Well it's most likely because of privacy and p probably stands for Person." But that's not quite right. It's actually because all 3 guys names started with 'P' (this was actually noted by my bestfriend, I didn't really notice it) I wouldn't say that I had a specific type of person I'd fall for, but let's just note the thingss that the 3 guys I fell for had in common

They are all people I know well

They are 1 year apart for me (younger or older doesn't really matter)

They are gentle people (even if they don't show it)

I've known them for more than a year beige falling for them

We have a lot of things in common (as in hobbies)

So, you can probably already tell but I don't just fall for people randomly, I get to know them first and the feelings just follow along later. Also, because I get to know them, I always get stuck in the friend-zone (T^T) There's also another reason that I always get stuck in the friend-zone. That reason is, people always say that I feel more like a boy than a girl, not in a gay way, more like in a bro way. Like, I feel more like their bro than a girl, but my best friend says that it's just an excuse to hide their feelings. Guys that I do attract are older teenagers and creepy guys. Recently, I just had a problem with a guy in my class. He is the creepiest person I've ever met! He would suddenly just walk behind me for no reason and just stand there looking at what I was doing with a rape face on. It is so creepy, not to mention he is always staring at me with that same rape face. It he's also a very disgusting and a disgrace of a human being. He has glasses, pimples all over her face and he can't close his mouth because of his disgusting teeth. Not to mention he is the fattest mother fucker I've ever met (I apologize for my rude language but I really hate him) He keeps talking to me through line, even though I never answer him. He still continues to bug me EVERY SINGLE DAY,

I'm

Not

Joking.

I'm getting off topic, so that's how my love life is, the boys don't see me as a girl and only creepy people are attracted to me. I might have more to say, maybe an update if I get a boyfriend (my arse)

That's it for now!

See you~

-Jenny

School

Hello! I know I haven't been blogging for a while (Its not like anyone reads my blog anyway.) Today Im going to be blogging about School. Currently school is closed and I'm about to become an 8th Grader, Yay..... Some people find school very fun and actually look forward to going to school, but for me? I dont. I'm Lazy and it's not like I have nothing to do, I do. I go casting all the time.( cast = assign a part in a play, movie, or other production to an actor)  When school opens I still need to go casting so I have even more work to do. Some people say school is like a job but aren't you supposed to get paid money in a job? As for school, you're wasting money instead of earning it, so I wouldn't consider school a job it's more of a pain in the arse if you ask me. Some people love school because it's a place where you can find friends, the people you can find there are those who call themselves friends when in reality they just see as something that can give them merits or they just see us as a toy that they can play with in their spare time. You might actually find a true friend at school but that'll be hard. I know I'm not the bestest friend you can find but I can't change who I am. My standard for friends are high, I don't want someone that lies, I don't want someone that changes the person they hang out with after 5 days, I don't someone that texts random shit on peoples phones when they aren't looking, I don't want someone who complains about the simplest things to me, I want someone that understands me and accepts me for me. As for my standard for getting a boyfriend is simple, someone who can have fun with me, someone that actually loves and someone that I love back. What I don't want is someone that flies to a different country after a girl confesses to them. The teachers in our school aren't what I would call the best. Lest start off with a good teacher, Miss H. I actually like her because she puts effort into her teaching to make it fun and easy to understand. She truly cares for the students. A teacher that doesn't really care would be Mr. C he is dull, boring, emotion-less, but his teaching is alright. Mr. Henry Montanna however I'm not okay with. He said Fuck to a student (That student deserved it though), He's actually a DJ, he's creepy and likes one of my friends. My P.E. teacher is completely unacceptable, he is a Pedo, he teaches theory instead of actual Physical Education, He's a narcissist to the head, there's way more but I'm too lazy to list it. As for the grades Its hardness jumps onto another level from grade 6 to grade 7. Here let me show you.


Hardness 10 -
                   9 -                                                                        x
                   8 -
                   7 -                                                             x
                   6 -
                   5 -
                   4 -                                                 x
                   3 -
                   2 -                              x        x
                   1 -            x       x
                   0 -   x

Grade                1      2       3       4        5        6         7        8



Yours might be different cuz this is how I felt it went through like. Let me just some this up. For some people school is their best memories, for some people some is their worst memory but either way you might as well spend the time you have now with everything you've got! Even if somethings bad has happened to you in school you still need to keep looking forward in life because there is still more ahead of you for you to experience. Some people might think that they already know everything but their are wrong because I believe that there's no such thing as knowing everything. Someday life will just smack something you have never experienced before right in front of you, you'll never know. There's always something to experience everyday. I think school is one of those places where you can experience the most thing like, your first love, your first kiss, your first friend, your first club you joined etc. That's why I still have fun at school and I still look forward to it.

-Jenny